Eating People Jaws Shirt

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat! Yeah, famous last words. How about, "Stay the hell out of the ocean and you won't get eaten'!" How 'bout them apples? Deanna, our box-shipper gal swears by it. She comes in every Monday saying, "I ain't been eaten yet! Why? Cause I stay the hell outta the friggin' ocean! That's why! ...stupid swimmers." If you don't heed warning signs and you're a slow swimmer, you just might wanna pick up Jaws Warning shirt, just in case.